Ultimate Warrior promotes his Wrestlemania 6 match with Hulk Hogan on the Arsenio Hall show. Things stop being polite, and start getting real at :45.

Everyone in the room is now dumber for having seen this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Five Scattered Thoughts
  1. Arsenio's total lack of composure here might actually be the funniest thing.  
  2. Christian Bale clearly based his Batman voice on the Ultimate Warrior
  3. Hipsters take note: the euphemism "Too Much Coffee" in totally underrated. 
  4. Did you know that Brooke Hogan's Dad was actually a very successful wrestler in the 80's? 'Stroo!
  5. The Ultimate Warrior was suspended from the WWF in the early 90's for steroid use. Have you seen pro-wrestling in the last 40 years? Everyone is on juice. Can you imaging how many steroids you have to take, for Vince McMahon to say "heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"? All of them?