When your friend announces she’s getting married, the mature thing to do is put aside past grievances, drop your passive-aggressive attitude, and buy her the best vibrator your credit card can handle. Definitely better than Mandy’s. And with longer battery life than Janice’s. And souped up with more special features than Carly’s. The kind of vibrator that shows you care about your friend’s vagina more than any of her other friends, and make way more money than them too.
 
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