Nikki Glaser is clearly not a ma’am yet. Do not refer to her as a ma’am, don’t write ma’am on her Starbucks cup, don’t even think the word ma’am in her presence. The pre-ma’am-aged Glaser is one of several barely-out-of-diapers comedians who will be featured on season two of the stand-up show The Half Hour, premiering tonight  at midnight with a set by Dan Soder (who obviously also isn’t a ma’am but does want to date ma’ams). Watch the clip below to find out the things Glaser would rather be called.
Or check out all of The Half Hour season one over here.