In his pre-Ron Swanson days, Nick Offerman helped pay the bills by working as a bouncer at a club. And though he’s not a big guy, Offerman explained to Conan that his terrifying glare was enough to keep misbehaving patrons in line. In fact, his stare is still so intimidating that Conan may have peed just a little bit during last night’s interview. Offerman was visiting the show to promote his new movie The Kings of Summer, in which he plays an unreasonably strict dad, but spent most of his sit-down giving a detailed, Harlequin-esque account of various makeouts he’s had with his wife Megan Mullally.
 
Click here to see all of last night’s Conan, including an interview with Lena Headey (i.e. Cersie Lannister, i.e. Joffrey’s mom) from Game of Thrones.