This week The Jeselnik Offensive announced its Big, Big Story of the Year, which was obviously the birth of the mighty future King George, aka the royal baby. But obviously no one at the show gives a shit about a newborn. Instead, panelists Doug Benson and Rob Huebel dissected the news that Batman and Superman would be teaming up for their next movie—lots of “Batman is just a rich dude with a cool car” jokes—and displayed their sincere and polite concern over the worldwide sperm crisis.
 
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