Biblically unkempt comedian Mike Lawrence knows he looks homeless because a homeless guy recently started a fight with him under the assumption that he was homeless too. But while Lawrence has has mastered the look, he explained during his set for The Half Hour that his panhandling priorities would be way off. Specifically, he’d spend all his backseat sexual favour money on Wes Anderson movies rather than, say, warm meals. Also not helping the homeless vibe is the story he tells about the time he defecated on the subway while enroute to a job interview.
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