Fans of The Jeselnik Offensive won’t be surprised to learn that the thing Anthony Jeselnik likes most about sharks is the part where they kill people. So when a New Zealand man was slayed by a shark back in February, Jeselnik threw a party on his show. There were cute girls dancing around in shark costumes, and another sexy shark gave him a lap dance, and all in all, according to Jeselnik, “It was great.” The people of New Zealand, however, did not find his celebration funny. As Jeselnik told Conan last night, the backlash from New Zealanders got so bad he feared for the lives of his loved ones.
 
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