When Chris Romano was a little boy, his mom sat him down and let him in on a little secret: last name isn’t really Romano, and he’s not really Italian. On that day, Romano learned that he is son of Johnny Cool, Massachusetts’ most prolific arsonist, and had been living under an assumed identity in the witness protection program for his whole life. Or so he claims during his intoxicated account of the life of Johnny Cool for this week’s Drunk History, during which he also exposes his butt to the camera. Featured in this clip are Nick Offerman as Johnny Cool, Bob Odenkirk as “the guy” hiring Johnny to burn down his hotel, and Tim Heidecker as the cop who convinces him to rat out his cronies.
Part one of the Johnny Cool story is below—or you can click here to watch this week’s full Drunk History episode!