Every night @midnight, one comedian is named Funniest Person in the World for the Next Twenty-Three and a Half Hours. Or for the weekend, if it’s Thursday’s show.
 
Here’s who reigned this week:
 
Mondays’ winner: Kumail Nanjiani
Runner up: Doug Benson
Total loser: Natasha Leggero
The final test: Caption Florida teen Malik Whiter’ grinning selfie, taken while his pregnant teacher was having contractions.
Nanjiani’s winning caption: “I be clownin. She be crownin. #butt”
Full episode: right here.
 
Tuesday’s winner: Andy Daly
Runner up: Brendon Walsh
Total loser: Kurt Braunohler
The Final Test: Tweet as if you are the flying cat from this video.
Daly’s winning tweet: “I can fly! The birds’ one advantage has been obliterated. We control the skies!”
Full episode: right here.
 
Wednesday’s winner: June Diane Raphael
Runner up: Mike Lawrence
Total loser: James Adomian
The Final Test: Respond to a Craigslist ad from a man trying to get rid of two dozen goats. “I had no idea raising goats would be this hard,” the ad said, “They keep eating all my wife’s flowers and climbing on our goddamn cars.”
Raphael’s winning response: “are they girl goats? no homo!!!!”
Full episode: right here.
 
Thursday’s winner: Kyle Kinane
Runner up: Deon Cole
Total loser: Tom Lennon
The Final Test: Write Amazon reviews for necropants. What are necropants, you ask? Well, they’re a type of magical seventeeth-century Icelandic pant made from human skin. Dick & balls included!
Kinane’s winning review: “1 Star—do NOT use as fishing waders. Trout was nibbling all up on my dong.”
Full episode: right here.