Every night @midnight, one comedian is named Funniest Person in the World for the Next Twenty-Three and a Half Hours. 

Here’s who reigned this week:
 
Monday’s winner: Hannibal Buress
Runners up: Abbi Jacobson
Total loser: Ilana Glazer
The final test: After photos emerged showing menus for restaurants in Sochi that serve food "in the ass," contestants were asked to write a Yelp review for one of these in-the-butt dining establishments.
Buress's winning review: "I said I preferred my ice cream in a cup or cone and they said 'No substitutions!' Actually, the food that went up my ass was pretty good, although I could have done without the s**tting out of my mouth. 2.5 stars. Will probably return"
Full episode: right here.
 
**NOTE: Glazer, Jacobson and Buress are the stars of the new series Broad City—based on the fantastic web series of the same name—which you can (and should!) watch here.
 
Tuesday’s winner: Nikki Glaser
Runner up: Nate Bargatze
Total loser: Dan Soder
The final test: Write a Christian Mingle introduction for the pastor of this nude church in Vagina Virginia.
Glazer's winning intro: "Nothing comes between me and Christ. I mean, my dick's out. It's Adam and Eve not Adam and sleeves!"
Full episode: right here.
 
Wednesday’s winner: Matt Braunger
Runner up: Moshe Kasher
Total loser: Aparna Nancherla
The final test: Write a Yelp review as someone whose date took them out for a romantic candlelit dinner at McDonalds, featuring table service and "musical selections by Ron."
Braunger's winning review: "Robble robble! My girlfriend took me here for a date and hamburgeled my heart. I'm lovin' tits! 5 stars"
Full episode: right here.