Since giving the U.S. speed skating team a hetero makeover, Buddy Cole has been prancing the streets of Sochi (in a fur hat and coat) searching for both gay propaganda and gay people. And he hasn't found much: at the official Olympic gift store, all the clothes were way too hideous to attract any gays, and the people on the street didn't have much intel, either. Coming up gayless, Cole decided to trek to Sochi's official free speech protest zone, where he figured there must be at least one person he could talk to. But after travelling 70 kilometres to the designated protest area, all that was there to greet him were some not-amused police officers.
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