Rounding up the least not funny tweets from Comedy personalities and guests from the past week.
 
Dave Foley's new sitcom, Spun Out, premiered last Thursday on CTV, and also airs Mondays at 10:30pm ET on Comedy. But premiering his own show wasn't the most exciting thing that happened to Foley recently. Getting verified is a modern-day milestone.

 
Stephen Colbert celebrated daylight savings time this past weekend by saying "take that" to his kitchen appliances.

 
For anyone who thinks Matthew McConaughey has reached his peak, Seth MacFarlane says it only gets better—and more sci-fi—from here. Watch MacFarlane's interview on last Monday's Daily Show by clicking this link.



Kurt Braunohler, last Monday's @midnight runner up, also tweeted about Matthew McConaughey. His vision of the newly Oscar’d actor's future? Less robots, more rom-coms.


 
The Sklar brothers competed on @midnight last Tuesday. No word on what they see in Matthew McConaughey's future, but they hope neither he—nor any other man—will be wearing high-wasted pants.

 
Rob Huebel won @midnight last Thursday, so you know he's a smart dude. This might not be the best romantic advice, however. Unless you're goal is to literally be hard to get.

 
How many bumper stickers to do you think Paul Scheer has on his car? My guess would be somewhere between one and three. Click here to watch him lose against Paul F. Tompkins and Maria Bamford on last Wednesday's @midnight.

 
And I think we can all relate to this tweet from Samantha Bee. Good god winter, get out.