1. Pretend the sun is your mom and scream things at it like, "Mom!  You're on fire! Somebody help her! Oh God...somebody help her."

2. Spray some mustard all over a dying star.

3. Touch the moon while making eyes with Jupiter -- your real love.

4. Pintrest the collection of your zip-locked bowel movements.

5. Release a hot dog away from you like it's a Chinese lantern.

6. Stare out into space like how Cameron Frye stares into the pool in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

7. Release a single tear drop into the Earth's atmosphere. Whoever it lands on has been touched by an Angel.

8. Do your best Bill Paxton impression and scream out "They're everywhere man...they're everywhere!"