1. At midnight, say "Zellweger" three times fast in the bathroom.  The mirror will then shatter with 1000 squinty eyes looking back up at you.

2. Live forever by drinking bat blood followed by a teaspoon of Pepto Bismol.

3. Tell a black cat all your dark secrets. It will then grant you one wish.  (Don't forget after to take the cat to the vet and have it put it down since it knows way too much about you)

4. Sneeze blood on a pregnant woman and she will deliver your pumpkin!

5. Pull out a Ouija board, summon the career of Cuba Gooding Jr., and ask "What happened?"

6. Yank out a tooth with a pair of pliers and place it under your pillow.  The next morning it will be replaced by a mini chocolate bar.

7. "Switch bodies" with your neighbour by dressing exactly like him and hitting on his girlfriend.

8. Every time you cry while eating your bag of candy, a new invisible friend is born.