Finding yourself face to face with someone who wants to make plans and be an adult and venture into public and make small talk and eat meals? Wishing you could just stay home and remain unshowered and enjoy the glorious thing we call TV? Us too.

Now you can with two minutes of excuses thanks to Jimmy Fallon and Zach Galifinakis. Never again will you attempt to come up with an excuse only to fail miserably and spend another Friday night in uncomfortable shoes listening to music at an unpleasantly high volume.

Check out two minutes of excuses to keep in your back pocket and watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon weeknights at 5E/2P on Much.