The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Every guest this week has written a book with the exception of Thursday’s guest, Jeremy Renner. If he were to write a book it would be called “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Renner” and it would be about the actor and his various long distance relationships with Hollywood starlets -- Chapter 1: Vanna and Vienna.

MONDAY: Atul Gawande, author – “Being Mortal: Medicine and What Matters in the End”.      
Wyatt Cenac (comedian – promoting Netflix special “Wyatt Cenac: Brooklyn") **Updated**
WEDNESDAY: Leon Panetta, former Secretary of Defense & author – book “Worthy Fights: A Memoir of Leadership in War and Peace”.
THURSDAY: Jeremy Renner, actor –  “Kill The Messenger”.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

If Chef Massimo Bottura were to prepare dishes based on his fellow Tuesday night guests he might make a Crud Burger and a Wee Milkshake. Gross!

MONDAY: Dax Shepard, Karen Gillan, Music from Rixton.  
TUESDAY: Billy Crudup, Chef Massimo Bottura, Music from Weezer.
WEDNESDAY: Kyra Sedgwick, Jon Bernthal, Music from Dirty Heads.
THURSDAY: Michael Peña, Music from Tinashe Feat. Schoolboy Q. 
FRIDAY: Martin Short, Animal Trainer Dave Salmoni, Music from Steve Aoki Feat. Waka Flocka Flame and Travis Barker.

The Colbert Report

One of this week’s guests was in Led Zeppelin, one was the star of The Carol Burnett Show and the other two probably give out full chocolate bars on Halloween.

MONDAY: James McPherson, author -“Embattled Rebel: Jefferson Davis as Commander in Chief”.
TUESDAY: Leon Wieseltier, 100th Anniversary of The New Republic & book, “Insurrections of the Mind: 100 Years of Politics and Culture in America”.
WEDNESDAY: Carol Burnett, Broadway show - “Love Letters”.
THURSDAY: Robert Plant, Album - “Lullaby And The Ceaseless Roar”.