You can totally trust celebrities. That’s what Nick Kroll argues before giving some very unqualified advice for The Tonight Show: “You should take my advice because I figured out how to get famous and isn’t that the most important thing of all?”

In this web exclusive, the star of Kroll Show dishes out some advice on unfriending people in real life, picking a college major, writing long essays in short periods of time, spending genie wishes, Halloween costume ideas and the dreaded “Freshman 15″. Admittedly, none of his advice was that great and some of it, specifically the ones pertaining to school, may lead to flunk out or at the very least develop an addiction to Ritalin. So, beware.

Check out Nick Kroll’s Unqualified Advice below! Miss the Kroll Show? Re-watch episodes of the show now and be sure to tune in to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon weekdays at 5E/2P on Much!