Happening tomorrow, the 966th running of Valentine’s Day will feature couples worldwide making sure their bodies are hairless and shiny in preparation for the traditional sex-having. Singles will cover themselves in the scents of desire with the hope of attracting a mate and old people will probably go to bed early and dream about a time when their bodies weren’t gross. If all this leaves you with a lot of questions, fear not because our own Paul Lemieux recently sat down with dating expert Suzie to get the lowdown on the Valentine’s Day, asking her the sort of things you wish you could ask your parents if it weren’t for a fear of intense embarrassment. Paul, take it away!