We don’t know about you, but ever since we heard about the Roast of Justin Bieber we’ve been analyzing Justin, Roast Master Kevin Hart and his gang of roasters in an effort predict how the big night will go down. Turns out it was a total waste of time because Comedy has hired its own, professional analysts that totally eliminate the need for any of us to think about the Roast any deeper than remembering to watch it.

Here’s celebrated journalist Paul Lemieux and TV talking head Kate McKenna with pre-roast analysis on the night’s raciest jokes, Bieber’s tears and a prediction on who will come out on top when all is said and done Monday night.