We’re hoping the weather this summer will be “bizarrely hot” rather than “stupidly dumb”. Here’s Abbi Jacobson of Broad City with the Tweet that inspired that last comment:

Eric Andre was on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Tuesday, the same day he Tweeted about his excitement for “3/11”, a day which presumably celebrates reggae-tinged rock band, 311. We celebrated by calling 3-1-1 and asking Toronto city staff where the best place to play hacky sack is.

With news that Samantha Bee and Jason Jones will be leaving The Daily Show, it’s no surprise their children have been acting out.


Paul is really working hard on his New Year’s resolution of never having to pee again. Way to go, Paul!


Bieber roaster Chris D’Elia roasts the hapless Edmonton Oilers and their shoddy draft record.


Owen Benjamin has a wild idea for the next season of Game of Thrones. Using this logic, the next season of Sullivan & Son should take place in an office or something.


Jim Gaffigan used to be known for his food jokes, but unless he eats one of them it looks like his material will be about his five kids from now on.