The 2014-15 NBA Finals got underway last night with the Cleveland Helicopters losing in overtime to the Golden State Worms in a series that will likely go down as a “classic basketball event”. To celebrate the end of another long NBA season you shouldn’t burn the past year’s newspapers as is customary and instead watch this brand new sketch from Key & Peele.

Even though their new season doesn’t air on Comedy until July 9, the boys decided to treat us to a slammin’ basketball-themed bit that’ll have you dribbling at the mouth with laughter. Without NBA licensing, the sketch (and this post) was unable to use the real names of teams and players forcing the boys to take a more honest approach to basketball commentary: