ARE YOU NUTS? YOU WANT THIS FEELING TO END?!

Don’t get rid of your hangover, enhance it and make it last forever by following these doctor’s orders:


First, make an offering to the baseball gods, thanking them for those three errors, those three young pitchers and Jose Bautista’s bat.

He prefers cigars and rum


Then, watch this a hundred times...




...This a thousand...




...And this a million...



Then slam 10 beers—30 Gatorades if you don’t drink—paint your whole body blue, feed a real blue some celebratory worms, relax and allow the memories of last night to be forever imprinted on your brain.


They were terrific.