This Week's Least Not Funny Tweets 10/1/2015 3:35:50 PM by Glenn This week we’re poppin’ the cork on a Chewbacca-sized bottle of champagne and toasting to the new Daily Show (and the Blue Jays) with tweets from some of the show’s correspondents! Roy Wood Jr. has already been in two excellent bits in the show’s short, three episode history. Those kind of numbers deserve a lead-off spot: Just walked into 24 hr Fitness eating 3 subway cookies, the lady already knew I'm here to cancel my membership. — Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) September 24, 2015 Jordan Klepper has gone from show rookie to reliable veteran and it’s because of hard work, bribes and jokes: Lunar disappointment is the height of privilege. That being said, that moon could've been a bit bigger and more red. — Jordan Klepper (@jordanklepper) September 28, 2015 Al Madrigal is ready for hurricane AND Oscar season. I don't mess dudes named Joaquin let alone storms. #HurricaneJoaquin — Al Madrigal (@almadrigal) October 1, 2015 Next we’d like to honour some of the comics competing in tonight’s SiriusXM Top Comic competition happening TONIGHT at JFL42! Some of our nation’s finest will be joke-battling for the title and a cool $15,000 (Canadian currency) PLUS Harland Williams will headline! First up, Halifax’s Ryan Dillon: My recent text to my roommate sums up what it's like to have a roommate. pic.twitter.com/7WfnmvsEBo — Ryan Dillon (@TheRyanDillon) September 30, 2015 Ottawa’s Nigel Grinstead on the importance of voting: Nothing like a pants-all-the-way-down piss to remind yourself that your vote matters in the upcoming election. — The Notorious N.I.G. (@NigelGrinstead) September 29, 2015 Trixx from Toronto—and anyone from Vancouver—knows about the harsh truths that come with big playoff runs: Wow! The boys really did it this year man! Salute to the Toronto Blue Jays! Should I plan the looting of Yonge St yet? — FERRIS BUELLER (@ComedianTrixx) October 1, 2015 Thanks Steph, gonna set one tonight! Hot dog breath is the most efficient morning alarm. — Steph Tolev (@StephTolev) September 26, 2015 The remaining tweets are from more JFL42 comics who you can catch as the festival slowly winds down before ending on Sunday. They don’t think highly of babies either. Sometimes I wonder if advertisers think women are just straight up retarded. — Liza Treyger (@GlitterCheese) September 29, 2015 This probably true story from Nikki Glaser would make a great dream: A person with horrific BO just walked past my seat on this plane. I'm having anxiety for his seatmates. Also, Tony Danza is here (unrelated) — Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) September 28, 2015 Pete Holmes might’ve solved the mystery of Donald Trump: i like to think a few years ago trump smoked a joint, watched idiocracy and thought, "yes. fantastic. i have an incredible idea." — Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) September 26, 2015 Posts tagged with: twitter Share: Tweet Print