The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

I don’t know who any of these guys are so I’m going to have to watch every episode then paste in a more interesting intro on Friday morning so that if anyone stumbles upon this post in the future I won’t look so lame.

MONDAY: Van Jones (CNN political commentator & president - The Dream Corps) 
TUESDAY: Joe Nocera (author – “Indentured”)
WEDNESDAY: Brian Fallon (musician – “Painkillers”)
THURSDAY: Theo James (actor – “The Divergent Series: Allegiant”)

The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore

I don’t want to make assumptions about anyone I don’t know personally, but do you think Mr. and Mrs. Smollett’s naming of their children had anything to do with Jurnee and Jussie becoming activists? I’d be pretty mad at stuff if I had a name that requires clarification in 100% of meetings with new people.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

As per tradition and ABC contractual obligations, Jimmy will be interviewing the newly-minted Bachelor champion on tonight’s show. Since our company doesn’t own the Canadian rights to the Bachelor franchise, I won’t bother saying anything more that but will take this opportunity to bring your attention to my unofficial Bachelor podcast.  

MONDAYBen Higgins & Winner of The Bachelor, Music from Sia
TUESDAYKirsten Dunst, Gal Gadot, Music from Jake Bugg
WEDNESDAYHarry Connick Jr., Erin Andrews, Music from 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne
THURSDAYHenry Cavill, Gabourey Sidibe, Music from Flogging Molly
FRIDAY:  Ray Romano, Mitt Romney

Late night is so dense right now that it feels weird only posting guests for three shows. Here’s a small handful more that we recommend because unlike the Bachelor, they dwell comfortably under our corporate umbrella.
@midnight (Mon-Thurs 12e/9p on Much)
MONDAY: Whitney Cummings, Josh McDermitt, Nick Youssef
TUESDAY: Andy Richter, Kulap Vilaysack, Drew Tarver
WEDNESDAY: Lauren Lapkus, John Early, Seth Morris
THURSDAY: Jenna Elfman, Yassir Lester, Nick Thune

Conan (Mon-Thurs 12:30e/9:30p on Much)

MONDAY: Conan Armenia
TUESDAY: Andy Serkis, Krysten Ritter, Drennon Davis & Karen Kilgraff
WEDNESDAY: Quentin Tarantino, Yves Rossy & Vince Reffet, Lil Dicky (feat. Rich Homie Quan)
THURSDAY: Ricky Gervais, Marsai Martin, Rory Scovel

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Weekdays 4e/1p on Much)

MONDAY: Jeff Daniels, Lilly Singh and musical guest St. Lucia
TUESDAY: Shailene Woodley, Eugene Levy & Catherine O’Hara and musical guest Aurora
WEDNESDAY: Jesse Eisenberg, Zoë Kravitz and musical guest Coldplay
THURSDAY: Jennifer Garner, Cuba Gooding Jr. and musical guest Pete Yorn
FRIDAY: Clive Owen, Nia Vardalos and Jimmy Carr

Late Night with Seth Meyers (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV Two)

MONDAY: Lupita Nyong'o, Hayes MacArthur, Chris Janson, Matt Cameron
TUESDAY: Naomi Watts, Chris Cuomo, Bloc Party, Matt Cameron
WEDNESDAY: John Goodman, Joanna Newsom, Matt Cameron
THURSDAY: Jennifer Garner, Thomas Middleditch, Melissa George, Matt Cameron
FRIDAY: Tina Fey, John Stamos, Jay Pharoah, Patrick Carney. (3/3/16)

The Late Late Show with James Corden (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV)

MONDAYAmanda Peet, Gary Sinise, Max Greenfield, Panic! at the Disco
TUESDAYPaul Rudd, Diane Lane
WEDNESDAYColin Farrell, Wanda Sykes, Jack Hanna & animals, Demi Lovato