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The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

MONDAY: Jennifer Hudson (actor – “The Color Purple” & HBO movie “Confirmation”)
TUESDAY: King Bach (comedian)
WEDNESDAY: Ken Jeong (actor – ABC TV show “Dr. Ken”)
THURSDAY: W. Kamau Bell (comedian and host of CNN’s “United Shades of America”)

The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore

MONDAY: Waka Flocka Flame (RAPPER)
TUESDAY: Quinta Brunson (COMEDIAN & BUZZFEED PRODUCER)
WEDNESDAY: Bernie Sanders
THURSDAY: Bassem Youssef (COMEDIAN & SATIRIST)
 
Jimmy Kimmel Live!

This week features appearances by Bernie Sanders AND Hillary Clinton, meaning the future of American politics is sort of in the hands of Jimmy Kimmel. USA! USA!

MONDAYChris Evans, Sabastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Paul Rudd, Music from White Denim
TUESDAY: Clark Gregg, Benedict Cumberbatch, Music from Deftones
WEDNESDAY: Robert Downey Jr., Don Cheadle, Emily Van Camp, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Music from Mayer Hawthorne
THURSDAY: Chris Hemsworth, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer, Music from Anderson Paak ft. Schoolboy Q
FRIDAY:  TBD

Elsewhere
 
These aren't on Comedy but they still "rock". 
 
@midnight (Mon-Thurs 12e/9p on Much)
 
MONDAY: Logan Paul, Vitaly, Zdorovetsky, Brittany Furlan
TUESDAY: Lamorne Morris, Carrot Top, TBA
WEDNESDAY: Ilana Glazer, Paul W. Downs, TBA
THURSDAY: Annie Lederman, Mike Lawrence, Rich Eisen

Conan (Mon-Thurs 12:30e/9:30p on Much)

MONDAY: Kevin Nealon, Sophie Turner, Comedian Quincy Jones
TUESDAY: Aaron Paul, John Bradley, Ben Rector
WEDNESDAY: Conan Korea
THURSDAY: Emilia Clark, Jason Jones, Eagles of Death Metal

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Weekdays 4e/1p on Much)

MONDAY: Kerry Washington, Ken Jeong and musical guest Dion
TUESDAY: Fallonventions, Sir Ben Kingsley, Common and musical guest Common & Ice Cube
WEDNESDAY: Amy Schumer, Richard Linklater and musical guest Zara Larsson. Wayne Newton sits-in with The Roots
THURSDAY: Ice Cube, Ellie Kemper and musical guest Conrad Sewell
FRIDAY: Hugh Laurie and musical guest Future

Late Night with Seth Meyers (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV Two)

MONDAY: Kevin Costner, Rose McIver, Action Bronson, Fabrizio Moretti
TUESDAY: Anna Wintour, Eve, the Last Shadow Puppets, Fabrizio Moretti
WEDNESDAY: Tom Hiddleston, Maisie Williams, Rooney, Fabrizio Moretti
THURSDAY: Gov. John Kasich, David Duchovny, Juliette Lewis, Michelle Wolf, Fabrizio Moretti
FRIDAY: Sen. Bernie Sanders, Savion Glover, Brandi Carlile, Brann Dailor (4/7/16)

The Late Late Show with James Corden (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV)

MONDAY: Selma Blair, Juno Temple, Ben Feldman, Sia (2/16/16)
TUESDAY: Martin Short, Will Arnett (3/9/16)
WEDNESDAY: Paul Rudd, Diane Lane (3/15/16)
THURSDAY: Colin Farrell, Wanda Sykes, Jack Hanna, Demi Lovato (3/16/16)
FRIDAY: Ellen Page, Paul Rust, Jenny Slate (2/29/16)