The weather report is very handy but you need a degree in weatherology to decipher all those numbers and strange symbols. Here’s an easy-to-understand forecast using difficult-to-comprehend stock photos:

Yukon
Partly Cloudy // 2°C in Whitehorse


Spring is here but you don’t really understand it.

 
Northwest Territories
Mainly Sunny // -21°C in Yellowknife



It’s like, sure I get to enjoy a couple pineapple rounds, but I gotta work out first.

 
 
Nunavut
Blowing Snow // -21°C in Iqaluit



It’s probably too cold for "topless young boy", but it's juuuuust right for "topless young man"


 
B.C.
Mostly Cloudy // 10°C in Vancouver



Business as usual.


Alberta
Mostly Cloudy // 9°C in Calgary



This “smiling man holding small fish” is satisfied but knows he could’ve caught a better one.


Saskatchewan
Partly Cloudy // 2°C in Saskatoon


I guess it’s spring?


 
Manitoba
Light Snow // -2°C in Winnipeg



You want chocolate but that stupid asshole keeps brining you cabbage.


 
Ontario
Light Snow // -1°C in Toronto



‘Nuff said.

 

Quebec
Mostly Cloudy // -5°C in Quebec City



Like “young man in suspenders holding empty beer mug”, it feels like spring will never start pouring.


 
Newfoundland & Labrador
Drifting Snow // -7°C in St. John’s



Comin’ at you like “angry grandma brandishing rolling pin”


 
Nova Scotia
Mainly Sunny // -6°C in Halifax



Good news is you get an apple for dinner, bad news is you still gotta wear a scarf.


 
New Brunswick
Sunny // -4°C in Fredericton



“Honey, go enjoy the sunshine even though you hate everything”

 
PEI
Partly Cloudy // -7°C in Charlottetown



Kinda weather that traps you indoors and forces you to eat your spouse, eh?