Like tulips spouting forth toward the yellow sun, so too do late night guests, weekly, not yearly, but refreshing the souls of the majority and cleansing the past like the dews of a thousand May mornings.
- Leonard Cohen

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

MONDAY: Anthony Anderson (actor – “Black-ish”)
TUESDAY: Dahlia Lithwick (Slate’s Supreme Court correspondent)
WEDNESDAY: Jason Sudeikis (actor – “The Angry Birds Movie”)
THURSDAY: Arianna Huffington (Editor-in-Chief of The Huffington Post & author – “The Sleep Revolution”)


The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore

MONDAYPaul F. Tompkins (COMEDIAN & ACTOR)
TUESDAYLewis Black (COMEDIAN & ACTOR)
WEDNESDAYAnthony Anderson (ACTOR, "BLACKISH")
THURSDAYPaul Scheer (COMEDIAN & ACTOR, "FILTHY PREPPY TEEN$")

 
Jimmy Kimmel Live!

MONDAYRussell Crowe, Mike Birbiglia, Music from Dead & Company
TUESDAYRyan Gosling, Dave Salmoni, Musical Mash-Up from Flo Rida Georgia Line (Flo Rida and Florida Georgia Line)
WEDNESDAYDax Shepard, Katie Nolan, Music from Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
THURSDAYMagic Johnson, Ludacris & Ciara, Music from Ariana Grande
FRIDAYBryan Cranston, Anika Noni Rose, Music from Joanna Newsom


Elsewhere
 
There aren’t any poems about watching late night shows on other channels so let’s just get on with it:   
 
@midnight (Mon-Thurs 12e/9p on Much)
 
MONDAY: Sinbad, Moshe Kasher, Brandon Johnson
TUESDAY: Maria Bamford, Greg Behrendt, Paul Goebel
WEDNESDAY: Kurt Braunohler, Janelle James, Emily Heller
THURSDAY: Dan Soder, Joe DeRosa, Al Jackson


Conan (Mon-Thurs 12:30e/9:30p on Much)

MONDAY: Jane Lynch, Alden Ehrenreich, Andrew Bird
TUESDAY: Amanda Peet, Lamorne Morris, Ty Segall and The Muggers
WEDNESDAY: Conan Korea
THURSDAY: Josh Brolin, Tom Segura, Cage The Elephant


The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Weeknights 11:30pm ET on CTV Two)

MONDAY: Kit Harington, Rose Byrne and musical guest Blake Shelton
TUESDAY: Andy Samberg and Gigi Hadid
WEDNESDAY: Simon Cowell, Josh Gad and Anthony Bourdain & Mario Batali
THURSDAY: TBA
FRIDAY: TBA


Late Night with Seth Meyers (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV Two)

MONDAY: Connie Britton, Natasha Leggero, Marcus Samuelsson, Allison Miller
TUESDAY: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Greta Gerwig, Allison Miller
WEDNESDAY: David Schwimmer, Margaret Cho, Sir the Baptist, Allison Miller
THURSDAY: Zac Efron, Wendy Williams, Eric Ripert, Allison Miller
FRIDAY: Kenan Thompson, Beth Behrs, Thomas Rhett, Eric Kretz (5/9/16)


The Late Late Show with James Corden (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV)

MONDAY: Dominic Cooper, Kristin Chenoweth
TUESDAY: Kate Beckinsale, Bill Hader, Catfish & the Bottlemen
WEDNESDAY: Chelsea Handler, Peter Krause, Broods
THURSDAY: Anthony Hopkins, Kristen Bell, Jerrod Carmichael, Ziggy Marley
FRIDAY: Norman Reedus, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Miguel (2/24/16)