Today is July 4th so all your favourite American late night shows are taking the evening off to feed eagles, kiss bullets, and deep fry their most cherished possessions. Thankfully, their freedom doesn’t grant them a full week off and are contractually obligated to return to work tomorrow. Here are the stars of stage, screen, page, and sport who will be joining in to discuss their recent projects and provide hilarious anecdotes like how they accidently ate an American flag at a BBQ.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

MONDAY: Jim Gaffigan (actor – “The Jim Gaffigan Show”)
TUESDAY: Terry McMillan (author – “I Almost Forgot About You”)
WEDNESDAY: Julia Stiles (actress – “Jason Bourne”)

The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore

TUESDAY: Michael Ian Black
WEDNESDAY: Bassem Youssef
THURSDAY: Xiuhtezcatl Martinez

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

MONDAY: Will Arnett, Music and Interview from Snoop Dogg
TUESDAY: Eric Stonestreet, Nia Long, Music from AlunaGeorge
WEDNESDAY: Christoph Waltz, Danielle Brooks, Music from Maxwell
THURSDAY: Kevin Hart, Constance Zimmer, Music from Fitz and The Tantrums
FRIDAY: Bill Hader, Maria Bamford, Music from DNCE

If you own one of those TVs that offers the channel changing feature, trying flipping around to these other productions:    
@midnight (Mon-Thurs 12e/9p on Much)
MONDAY: Paul Scheer, Jensen Karp, Jade Catta-Preta
TUESDAY: Emily Fleming, John Ross Bowie, Jay Mandyam
WEDNESDAY: Ron Funches, Marcella Arguello, Matt Braunger
THURSDAY: Natasha Leggero, Riki Lindhome, Tom Lennon

Conan (Mon-Thurs 12:30e/9:30p on Much)

MONDAY: Conor McGregor, Dave Attell, BJ The Chicago Kid
TUESDAY: Third Annual CONAN Scrapisode
WEDNESDAY: Larry King, Brian Watson, Dustin Lynch
THURSDAY: Luke Wilson, Flula Borg

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Weeknights 11:30pm ET on CTV Two)

MONDAY: Ellen Barkin, J.J. Watt and musical guest The Avett Brothers
TUESDAY: Adam Sandler, Karlie Kloss, Anderson .Paak & The Free Nationals
WEDNESDAY: Maya Rudolph, Leslie Odom Jr., Courtney Barnett

Late Night with Seth Meyers (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV Two)

MONDAY: Ed O'Neill, Amber Rose, Justin Flom (6/16/16)
TUESDAY: Blake Lively, Finesse Mitchell, A$AP Ferg (6/22/16)
WEDNESDAY: Daniel Radcliffe, Billy Eichner, Band of Skulls (6/20/16)
THURSDAY: Maya Rudolph, Michiel Huisman, Brandy Clark (6/14/16)
FRIDAY: Zac Efron, Wendy Williams, Eric Ripert (5/19/16)

The Late Late Show with James Corden (Weeknights 12:30am ET on CTV)

MONDAY: Josh Radnor, Maggie Grace, Nathan Sykes, Chris Martin (2/2/16)
TUESDAY: Ellie Kemper, Eric Christian Olsen, Jimmy Carr (4/27/16)
WEDNESDAY: Gwyneth Paltrow, Andrew Rannells, the Last Shadow Puppets (4/19/16)
THURSDAY: Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Schaal, Kacey Musgraves (4/6/16)
FRIDAY: Eric Bana, Judy Greer, Joss Stone (4/28/16)