There are a million ways to tell if a woman is pregnant and half of them don’t require anything more than a clear set of peepers. But up until now there haven’t been any reliable methods to tell if a MAN is about to become a father, probably because a man is nothing more than glorified fertilizer while a woman is a complex, almost celestial being who should very well reign supreme.
Anway, thanks to the wizards in Silicon Valley, men can now find out if they’re going to be a papa simply by using a new app called “Clear Dude" that uses a complex algorithm measuring a user’s knowledge of, and interest in, World War II.
To find out how it works, check out the video below featuring The Beaverton’s resident tech expert, Dave Barclay:

Be sure to tune into a brand new Beaverton this Wednesday at 10:30ep where you see more stories that are unrelated to pregnancy including the Federal Government responding to criticisms aimed at the Seal Hunt, Marilla Wex taking a closer look at the NSA, and the unveiling of plans for the Anne of Green Gables cinematic universe.